Apocalypse Repellent & Universal Solvent
A Million and One Uses. Concentrated and Powerful Stuff
First lets talk about the amazing solvent properties.
Remove ink and sharpie from glass, metal, plastic, wood and most fabric. Great for fixing the 8 track tape player in your 78 Lincoln.
Also works on slightly more modern electronics.
Cleans glass and chrome leaving a streak free shine.
Removes tape goo and residue.
We live in Canada, it also works as lock and window deicer and lube.
One client swears by the stuff as a Dirty Ball Cleanser, He uses it on everything from marbles to basketballs.
Also Extremely Effective as a paper cut and hangnail locator
Comes in a convenient 100ml pocket sized, Both child and damn near adult proof bottle.
Actual performance has not been tested in a real apocalypse, It has no recommended use under these conditions other than to say use your best judgement and deploy where appropriate. no guarantee can be made to efficacy in resolving your apocalypse issue due to the unpredictable circumstances involved in such an event. It's probably better than nothing. Makes a great gift.
. Porch drop off and S.S pickup options available.
$4.25 Per 100ml bottle, $39.99/10, $187.50/50
After Successfully Completing our Health Canada License application we are proud to officially offer our 75% Isopropyl Hand Sanitizer by Joe Nitro
All the great features of our original response now with Health Canada approval as a Sanitizer and a more informative label.
Available in Singles, Ten packs and Cases of 50
Call or text 780-905-7188 or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Check out our full adventure below
When we first noted the shortage of and subsequent call out for hand sanitizer it was something that fell right in our wheelhouse. Having access to the reagents, bottles, labels etc plus a great place to set up an operation it seemed natural to ante up one of our new stock cold brew vessels, some space and some time not being social towards the enterprise of making a batch and doing some general good .
Midweek We set out on a porch pickup mission gathering up the supplies to make a small initial run. Adhered to a standard recipe closely testing with an alchometer and following the production guide closely.
On realizing early the following saturday we needed approval for even a small batch to use, donate, give away for promo use or sell when labelled "hand sanitizer" we set out to pull back the offering and rebrand. . Not wanting to violate advertising standards or run afoul of regulators we decided to just offer the novelty item seen in our initial response for its many other useful properties and at worst just sell through the first run that way. Contact with health canada the following monday however put us in touch some helpful people who advised that there was a very large need. So that considered. plus our access to more supplies prompted us to make the decision to pursue additional production. They got us on the road to licensed with a list of links and application forms we hastily filled and filed followed by some patient pacing waiting for site and product licenses. Which Leads us to proudly present our official response 75% Isopropyl Hand Sanitizer by Joe Nitro.
We hope you at least enjoyed the lighthearted approach to the initial response. Sometimes you gotta laugh.
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